Last time on Inanimate Insanity… Knife shocked Marshmallow and she got mad and launched him with something she got from Walmart that came with a free cucumber she gave to Pickle as a new girlfriend. Taco, Pepper, Knife, and Marshmallow were up for elimination. Not Salt, like I said in the last recap. I’m sorry for my dreadful mistake! Anyway, it was down to Pepper or Knife, and it ended up being Knife, who was cut from the show. KNIFE: WHAT?! When a character recommended by the fans was then going to join and decided it was one, there was a paint gun contest. Teddy Bear may have put in an evil effort, but Apple ended winning despite her incompetence. APPLE: Yeah! The real challenge was that held in which both teams competing for which of them would get Apple on their team in a baton relay race. Nickel’s persistence, Paintbrush’s bravery and Marshmallow’s ability to defy gravity led to Team Epic finally securing their first epic win. But after MePhone realized that when people vote for Nick Le for the last episode and actually meant to say Nickel, Nickel was eliminated and Lightbulb rejoined. So Team Chicken Leg was up for elimination. And whoever gets eliminated is not going to enjoy Idiotic Island in the slightest, unlike Nickel, ♪ who’s got a rubber ball ♪, and that’s what you missed on Inanimate Insanity. Ah, what a lovely evening, isn’t it my love? [silence] Ah, you are so beautiful. I got us some sandwiches for this fine date. Are you hungry? [silence] You are? Well don’t worry. I have the sandwiches right in here Hey, w-w-where are all the sandwiches? Ah, I must have forgot and I’m so hungry! [stomach growling] I’m sorry, my love! [eating sounds] Wow, Pickle! How could you just take my gift and result to cannibalism? I mean, really? [rustling] Did you hear something? Oh, it’s probably nothing. Let’s just leave. [terminator-esque beat] [intro music] [vinyl scratching] [intro music slowed] Ready for your next challenge? But it’s, like, 10:32 at night, and we compete tomorrow, remeber? Yeah, it’s, like, too early. Well, nobody cares about your opinions anyway. Let’s get to it. So, in the last episode, Team Chicken Leg lost. Now, one of its members is going home. ELIMINATION TIME! (duh-nuh!) Hey, it looks, like, different. Why did you renovate the area? It was just changed! Yes. It was replaced earlier, but don’t worry, it’s just for today. These haystack seats aren’t really comfy. This episode, we have cookies! Alright! However, I’m a fat slob, so I ate them. [complaining] Instead of cookies, I have candy corns, but I ate that too. HEY! Just kidding! It’s right here. [slap] Okay, okay. Calm your pits, OJ. I won’t eat them. as you know As you know, I’m letting you all choose who to eliminate, and nobody won immunity, so let’s start. Uhhh… Salt! [ding] OMG, what did I ever do to you? You know what? FINE! I vote for YOU! [ding] I’m voting for you, too. [ding] Alliance? Sorry, Balloon, you’re a jerk, so I vote for you. [stutters] I vote for Balloon. [chuckles] OH, COME ON! [ding x2] FAT CAKES! Yes, Taco, Balloon IS fat. BALLOON: HEY! [ding x2] Balloon, you have been eliminated. Bye-bye. WHAT? Well, you had to see this coming. You were kind of a jerk to everyone. (Flashback) How come HE gets to choose first? I demand a prize! You don’t really have a choice. If you chicken out, we’ll eliminate you. Come on! This is all your fault! Watch me now! You’re the one that chose her and she’s such a *censored*! Oh, crap. OH, COME ON! OH, COME ON! WHAT?x2 NO!x4 No fair! No way. You suck! What about me? I didn’t agree to that. Oh, great. Nothing! It’s your lucky day; you get to be our testing dummy! Excellent! My plan is almost complete. Just do it. [groans] Useless. Alliance? Salt. Bomb. Marshmallow? Pickle! Taco!x2 [kickx2] [Salt screams] Oh, crap. This is not good. [Balloon screams distantly] [evil laughter] [Balloon teleports to Idiotic Island] [pop] I’m a recommended character. I was told to come here. [sighs] No, you can’t come in. You need identification. Where should I go? [points] [crickets chirp] I’ll be back. [tires screeching] [bang] I’m happy Balloon’s gone. He was so bossy. Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah. But our alliance is pretty much gone. Hey, Pickle, you want to be in our alliance? I guess. Yeah! And Taco, how about you? MAERC RUOS! Next challenge, I was going to take you all trick-or-treating. Yay! But there are no houses here, so instead, I’ve hidden a lot of candy around the island. You have to get as many pieces of candy as you can and keep them in this bag. After 10 minutes, you will put your bag in the scanner to see how many pieces of candy you have. The team with the most combined pieces of candy wins. So, go get candy now! H-H-H-H-H-Hey, OJ-J. C-C-C-C-C-C-Can we work together? Sure! I don’t see why not. Ooh! A candy bin! [smack] Oh, yeah! Wow. Hey, look at all this candy I found. Apple, that’s garbage, and it smells. Go away. It is so candy. I’ll prove it. [Apple trying to talk while eating] Hey, look! A candy tree. Help me get to it, Bomb. Omg, I, like, hate candy, like, HATE candy. I’m on a diet. If you’re on a diet, then I am too. Marshmallow, look! A cave. There’s got to be loads of candy in there. But it’s way too dark. I’m a lightbulb, I got this. [clicks] [evil laughter] LIGHTBULB: Whoa! [Marshmallow screams] [grunts] Hey, look, there’s some candy. AROO! Okay, let’s do this. [screams] [getting louder] –CREEEEEAAAAMM! [BANG] Time’s up. Let’s see how much candy you all have. But, wait! We’re missing Pickle, Taco and Marshmallow. Whoa! Team Epic, congrats! You got 235 pieces of Candy and it would have been more if Apple didn’t bring back garbage. [slap] Okay, Team Chicken Leg, you got 40 pieces in total so Team Chicken Leg loses again, and they’re all up for elimination. Also, I’m giving immunity to OJ and Bomb for being the only ones to bring back candy. So, viewers, vote for Salt, Pepper, Pickle or Taco. Go away. Perhaps it is YOU who should go away, MePhone4.